By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 971
You deserved it 2 676

Same thing different taste

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randomguy76 14

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

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Aaaaah the joys of riding the bus.... After i got punched in the face by a drunk stranger waiting for my bus i decided it was time to break down and get a car. Skrew the gas prices i refuse to get another black eye for no reason. Hope you have better luck.

Turn around and eat in front of him. Make sure you stare into his eyes.

you got ratty, coiled and nested dirty hippie hair? if so...that was your fault, not his. he was trying to help. I hope you gave him a dollar.

Guess the guy was just trying to keep warm

Maybe he's a hair fetichist, and for him, the lyrics "oohhh, your sex is on fire" sound better like this "ooohhh, your hair is on fire". Jokes aside, that must have been horrible. I'm sorry for you and hope you're alright :)