Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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beccaishereyay 11
Mother ******.
slowlybreakingme 14
Scarred. For. Life. O_o
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Comments (252)
LuckyLynx7732 5
Hey, the economy is tough right now and **** pays good money. Just learn her stage name so you know what to avoid.
CookieKidrauhl 0
I think that happened to octomom
sillyyanks 24
OP don't get mad just because your mum is on the front cover of crack-***** magazine! jeeeeze! FYL
perdix 31
You've got to think with all the MILF **** out there, some of them actually have kids. Usually, the term is applied loosely ;) to any actress older than a teenager and generally with big ****. Sorry you had to find out, but hopefully you've benefitted from her income even though she might have appeared to have no marketable skills. I bet her on-screen skills are incredible. Am I right?
rahrah765765 11
Ugh. I hate the fact you used " MILF" and "loosely" in the same paragraph.
bobberto100 2
Lol ur not worried about him watching ****
EyesofStone 27
That's a good point, 66. It's true that guys in relationships who are allowed to watch **** wind up leaving their girlfriends for the **** star more often than not. /sarcasm
Tamz13 2
Why not? What's he gonna do? Hump his hard drive?
bigtime_rocker 11
Holy crap, thats bad. That really sucks, man. But you know... What's the link?
sweetmama88 6
Omg that must have been a total shock for you. but I'm totally wondering I'f your father knows about it, ? And are you going to tell him that's the question?
Rocky007 15
You shouldn't click on those sites, you might get a virus.
SirCharles83 13
You, and your computer.
Tamz13 2
Lol. Computer VD
LoveMeh121 3
Why was HE on the site..??
happylawyer 16
HE was watching ****, and probably, enjoying it.
amerikaninfidel 2
Link please.
Zero5295 1
oh man that sux!!