Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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beccaishereyay 11
Mother ******.
slowlybreakingme 14
Scarred. For. Life. O_o
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Comments (252)
MrBond007_fml 6
You can never unsee what you saw. Only solution is to kill yourself...
BountyBass 13
German puke ****...ah mam!
clairelolz 5
Um your bf is watching ****... But how old was your mom?!?!?!
alexhaz64 4
It could be from her younger days as well. People like the retro stuff. Though I have to admit its a little creepy to think of the stars of those videos at their current ages, 30 or 40 years later. DX
walmartpaysme 15
25, the question is how old are YOU. Guys watch ****. If you tell them they can't they will do it anyways. Plus, it wasn't OP's boyfriend. It was the guy she's been seeing.
wistfulorangeade 12
129, you're right that it's not her boyfriend - very good point. But not all guys watch **** and/or will do so once you politely protest to it. That's an unfair generalization.
walmartpaysme 15
132, MOST guys watch ****. I'm not saying they will magically start if you ask them not to. I was just pointing out that freaking out about it or getting offended if you catch them, isn't going to make it stop happening. And I'm aware that some girls watch **** too.
desireev 18
Pics or it didn't happen. If she looks anything like Stifflers' mom, she's doing great! :)
desireev 18
If she looks anything like Stifflers' mom, she's doing great!
Dnigz13 4
The next question to ask is if your bf was stoking it to your mom
ShyAnn29 15
That's disturbing.
Evaloscity 6
One does not simply resist the ****.
HeyArnold91 8
I bet the term MILF gives you the creeps now.
ryanzz13 3
Fyl to the fullest
devious418 3
So how awkward is it when you see your mom?
poorbutrich 3
that's cruel for OP