Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Nooooo!
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
NSFW
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Sorry father…
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Awkward
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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beccaishereyay 11
Mother ******.
slowlybreakingme 14
Scarred. For. Life. O_o
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Comments (252)
mdavenport6 4
What's the link?
OrEoMaN19 0
Sounds like something off of American Pie
missdee23 2
****...That had to be a very akward breakfast the next morning.
answeryourphone 3
why website?
Bobby22_fml 5
Girl, i don't know what to say what will you do know?
gangnamstyle_fml 5
Hehe I would say why the **** are you looking for my mom. Stalkers
Abracadavre_fml 9
Let's just hope it wasn't anything TOO freaky.
montanakang 0
Hey mom I didn't know you were a **** star!!! Lol
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
"So mom, whatcha been doing lately?" terrifying question... Sorry
makes_me_laugh_ 0
How would he know she was on there he must have a hobby