Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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beccaishereyay 11
Mother ******.
slowlybreakingme 14
Scarred. For. Life. O_o
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Comments (252)
pinkbabypuff1 0
Holy shit I would die!
eternal7 6
You should rent Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star, watch it with you mom, then watch her reaction.
escobar07 10
Do you have the link? Lol
condango 0
I HATE when that happens.
EricaJoy 0
That awkward moment....
freshx_fml 6
Care to share the link?
EricaJoy 0
Is your name Stacey by any chance? If so, your mom has got it going on!
loccsta83 5
Link or it didn't happen.
YoursTru1yXo 0
You ******* via you stole my Line lol
kingofthetrill 0
We need a link of the video to understand how the OP feels.