Not now, guts!

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 12:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, marks the third day I've spent with a cute guy who has a crush on me. Before going to a public pool, we had a nice breakfast together. However, the food did not agree with me, so I loudly emptied my guts in the poolside restroom. He sent me home after, and will no longer answer my texts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 147
You deserved it 176

Same thing different taste

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Sasor123 6

Looks like he doesn't like people who become sick

I guess he never read that book "Everyone Poops"?

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Sasor123 6

Looks like he doesn't like people who become sick

I guess he never read that book "Everyone Poops"?

If he's listening to you poop, why are you texting him anyway? Ted Bundy was a cute weirdo, too. You don't want to end up like the women he knew, do you?

Awkward… Many public pools have a notice posted that no one with active or prior diarrhea is allowed in the pool for public health and safety reasons. While OP’s date seems to have over reacted, there was some reason behind getting OP out of there ASAP - Especially if he was well known at the pool… OP - I understand that illness or diarrhea can suddenly come on, but most of the time there are warning signs before hand. In the future, if you feel sick it’s a good idea to cancel the date and explain why. We are just coming out of a long and dreadful pandemic and people are somewhat sensitized.