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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 03:06 - United States - Tyler

Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML

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Crisis

By Anonymous - 29/07/2020 23:00

Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 13:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

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Dumbass customers

By Fitz - 29/07/2013 06:30 - United States

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML

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Please leave

By bakingwomannnnnnnn - 20/11/2013 07:59 - United States - Redding

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:12

Was he only expecting a single cherry?

flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Some people..

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superbry 5

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

I'm really not surprised about the stupidity of some people. But prepare yourself, it'll get worse.

petrine 17

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

What was he expecting to find in a cherry pie? Cucumber?

jetjay197 12

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:17

Throw cherrys at him.

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:46

Throw pie at him.

rodeo302 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:20

that's a waste of a perfectly good pie

SpartyOnWayne 18

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:17

Sorry, OP. Some people just have the IQ of a brick. Hopefully the rest of your day went smoother!

EvilTurtle 35

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:42

That's offensive to bricks everywhere

tdawg91 17

Wednesday 3 June 2015 10:53

Yeah at least bricks are useful

MdMan2 23

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:24

That's like taking a shower and getting mad when you get wet.

Mossyoak_kw 28

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:25

Like seriously, who the **** puts cherries in a cherry pie? What is wrong with people these days

darkstarrising 18

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:25

Is he retarded or just extra stupid???

i_lik_tomaters 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:17

Or really special

Cads1 24

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:26

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:29

Maybe he thought he was calling the escort agency.

dakatabg 31

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:35

So dumb

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