Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
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Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, my customer complained to me that there were no scallops in her dish when it was "clearly stated on the menu." Finally, after she ran out of breath, I had to show her that the menu said scallions. She didn't understand, screamed at me and then walked out on her bill. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, on day one of opening my first restaurant, a customer complained his chicken fried steak contained only steak and no chicken. I thought he was taking the piss but no, he was just that dumb, and he refused to leave until he got a refund despite having eaten it all. I had to call the police. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter, and I work at a fish grill. FML
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Top comments
Liamj774 36
Refuse to serve him because he doesn't look smart enough
Nilorak 24
Was it something fishy about his dish?
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Comments (59)
arrowgold 19
Hopefully you have a manager with some sense.
Queenie2014 11
The joys of working in the food service industry
samlovesham1234 9
If it were any more vegetarian, it'd be vegan.
maspeno6 6
There are some people who will make a fuss and pretend to be total idiots when in reality they know perfectly well there isn't an issue, but they know the manager will give them free stuff to placate them.
mergeterge 24
Just trying to make sense out of this, here... Is it possible that the dish was a soup or something with a base he thought was made out of beef or chicken stock instead of vegetable broth?
Pinkiss_fml 21
He's just looking for a free meal. Seen plenty of those before. Just ignore him. Or call the police on him if he insist on causing trouble.
Omniprism 15
What an idiot.
rebel_mystic 11
I would have gave him the same plate the second time just to see if he noticed.
Sandman2015 12
I hope your manager had a ******* backbone and told him to pay for his meal and get lost.
itzjstnx 18
he just wanted to scam you , hope you didn't buy into that one ._.