Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
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Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, my customer complained to me that there were no scallops in her dish when it was "clearly stated on the menu." Finally, after she ran out of breath, I had to show her that the menu said scallions. She didn't understand, screamed at me and then walked out on her bill. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
Today, I was verbally harassed by a customer because I wouldn’t give her special treatment after her meal was incorrect. I offered her a refund and a coupon for a free meal, which she refused before calling me a stupid kid who wouldn’t do anything to help her. FML
Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
Today, on day one of opening my first restaurant, a customer complained his chicken fried steak contained only steak and no chicken. I thought he was taking the piss but no, he was just that dumb, and he refused to leave until he got a refund despite having eaten it all. I had to call the police. FML
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter, and I work at a fish grill. FML
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Top comments
Liamj774 36
Refuse to serve him because he doesn't look smart enough
Nilorak 24
Was it something fishy about his dish?
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Comments (59)
Wolfipoo 31
Kick him out, disrupting the peace, making outrageous statements, and demanding free food, your life sucks Op.
sleepyfires 20
NotAlwaysRight?
worldclassrager 41
Can't please them all...just give him a slice of lettuce...
FalloutScrolls 25
Being a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
WolfAvenge 22
I love that pun... But every time I hear it I want a delicious steak!
Mauskau 36
Well you wouldn't want a terrible steak, would you?
IDerive 12
Like there is such a thing...
olpally 33
What a jackass. Don't serve him.
Xobubblyxo 23
This reminds me of a time when my vegetarian friend asked the waitress if the chicken enchilada was a vegetarian dish *face palm*
ligerzero459 24
Well he's a special sort of stupid, huh?
atomicxsarah 17
You should have remade the plate with a pile of grass and leaves and then spat in it right in front of him and asked if that was vegetarian enough.
oakcrush 16
Take it away and give him the same plate 5 minutes later.
vampire623 6
sounds like a customer I'm having to fight with we put 2 new sets of tires on his pos truck in the last 3 weeks and he still wants to argue that the tires are bad and it's not his truck