Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"
McMike10 1
So you literally have ants in your pants?
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Comments (61)
gdit10 2
What do they sound like when you heard them 'announce' their victory?
khaya 9
That's what happens when you don't pay rent.
n_epic_fail 14
everyone worried about COD and zombies when ants are about to take over!
Majstr 23
To get you!
lmBobSaget 0
"Hoho! I might be small but in numbers you will run, fool." -Famous Ant
xrainbowshadowx 17
Look on the bright side you have new roommates...that will soon disappear: "Say hello to my little friend!" In this case you're little friend will be ant poison or maybe it will be the phrase of an exterminator you'll call. Good luck with getting rid of those ants OP!
hollenbackam 12
Who knew that ants could talk, much less "announce" anything? ;P
CryMoreFMLs 15
They have quite a voice despite their small size.
EvilTeddysRock 2
Hehe you got ants in your pants=> but really, sorry OP when they all attack at once it's horrible
ynnhoj 2
I didn't know ants can communicate with humans. They probably can read. You should put an eviction notice on their little ant whole.
lulututu 4
I'm allergic to ants ughh I hate them.