Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"
McMike10 1
So you literally have ants in your pants?
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Comments (61)
pretty_in_pink94 6
Personification! Yay! Well, at least they announced themselves..
funkthat26 2
Something similar happened to me before, except it wasn't my closet, it were my bathroom towels.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Ant Bully
Sionnach 10
"Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. " Apparently, the ants are leaping farther and faster. We really shouldn't be surprised by this. But we SHOULD be afraid.
ltsune 3
That's what I call a wake up call, Haha.
Wazilla 0
Yeah they are annoying, I hate em too. They come into your house, then go into your room all the time without knocking. They eat all of your food, and they constantly bring their friends over without your consent...I hate roomates, er, ants I mean!
xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6
Smart ants.
bubo_fml 11
How did they "announce" their arrival? Did they sound off w/ tiny little bugles, fifes & drums?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I just have this image of the OP trying to get dressed when a giant ant leans out of the closet and says "Hey Dude, we're moving in here. Hope your ok with that. By the way you should put on some pants."
snafu63 0
did they use a big banner to announce it? ydi.