Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
Today, I got up, curtains still closed, and in the dim light noticed something dark on the floor, which wasn’t there yesterday. I turned on the light to find out what it was. A tiny ant hill. FML
Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML
Today, after losing a battle with ants in my apartment, I just pulled one off that was biting me in the vagina. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"
McMike10 1
So you literally have ants in your pants?
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Comments (61)
Emmy_The_Great 2
Hehehe..."and the little one stops to invade a shoe"
xMDxTYPHOON 1
Dude ants are good roommates you barely even know their there.
tragicnightmare 15
haha the little ants are perverts
daydreamer244 13
at least they weren't fire ants.
InsaneLife98 14
Hey, at least you never will even know they're living with you. And when you're bored and you want a more human like roommate, tell him on craigslist that the ants are your roommates as well. He'll never even notice them.
jerico616 14
Time to forgo the Geneva Convention Rules of War and unleash a chemical attack on their asses!
jhnphillips273 0
I feel you. Same thing happened to me today
popularblock66 4
why do people say you deserved it but clearly most of these shouldn't be your fault the community is bad