Ok, I could understand thinking you'd heard a gunshot, but thinking you, personally, had been shot is odd.

I'd rather have pissy underwear than a bullet wound.

Pissy better than shitty.

I understand how you might think it was nearby gunfire, but thinking specifically You got shot? You'd be focusing on the pain, not the noise. The force of it hitting you would have pushed you too.

im guessing your a vet?

That escalated quickly

Joey, is that you? Did you save your meatball sub?

for future reference, my friend in the army told me that since bullets actually travel faster than sound, if you heard the shot and you're still standing you are probably ok. no cause for concern unless there's a lot of pain.

It's like Pitch Perfect

"omg I can't belive you said that... fox news is the greatest and most accurate new program on television today.."~Dolan Trump