ccc
United States
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
thanksmom
United States
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
meagainsttheworld
United States
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
BloodyButUnbowed
Lake Oswego, United States
Our heart goes out to you
Today, I'm scheduling a cab to take me to my cancer surgery on Tuesday. I need a cab because there is literally no one to go with me, or to help me afterwards. I am truly alone in the world. FML
Anonymous
Getting the point across
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Rabite
Bonn, Germany
Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Celeste
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Naptime
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Noname
United States
Baby come back
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Top comments
wordly 0
Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.
TheUnnamedOne 0
**** u #3
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alex_vik 1
No family?
lakeylove 0
sad. I hope the cab dude likes u or ur gonna have to get something called a BUDDY or GIRL/BOYFRIEND
Hagen09 0
#4 hahaha aw, :[
LoLiam_fml 0
Today, I had to sign someone out of the hospital. What a loser. FML
Huevo_fml 0
Or The OP did call his parents or friends but they wouldn't sign him/her out of the emergency room or something so thats why he/she said I didn't who else to call.
genki008 0
to all the unsympathetic people like #3 i think your life is actually more f'd and sadder than the OP
Crazi_Me 0
#32. Well I must say thats what you get for sleeping with a male prostitue. And I for one did not have any need or want to know that you got cum in your eye. And also why the hell wouldnt you wash it out before falling asleep? Thats just gross!!!
mintfreshpinesol 0
#5, we don't need to know the reason the OP was in the ER for this to be an FML. The OP wanted to emphasize the fact that he didn't have anybody to support him (or her) in a time of need, not why he was in there.
Im_Insane 0
Aw Im sorry *hug* 30- huh? 32- stop being mean!
dancing_bear 0
No friends would be pretty crap... but no family? That actually makes me genuinely sad...