Anonymous
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my mom wished me a "Happy Conception Day." FML
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EmmaG123
United States
Gift ideas
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Trew Love
Fort Saint John, Canada
Mix up
Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
newlyengaged
Atlanta, United States
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
Anonymous
Quezon City, Philippines
Happy Birthday baby!
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Dumpy baby
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Anoymous
Burlingame, United States
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
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Welshite 39
I must introduce this fantastic holiday to my family. More presents for me.
NoOneCaresReally 8
Well... Happy Conception Day!
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Barbelo 3
Nothing in the world like the female psyche to put things into perspective. She probably can provide coordinates and exact time of conception if asked to do so, kinda like some new age astrology chart. Maybe there is a home video too, with a date stamp. Ask questions, you can find out if you are a product of doggy style or the missionary position!
VitalDisplayIIII 1
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Cupcake040 17
on my 20th birthday my friends said out loud at work "congrats on beating teen pregnancy!" its all for fun....
man_in_black08 28
Well congrats...dont know why you be thumbed down :S
nanxi 30
Must've been some damn good sex for her to remember that.
Chazzzor 10
I understand the situation, I don't understand the "problem" that makes this an FML. Be glad that your mother is glad you were conceived. Did you think that you were born without being conceived?
Carmstro 13
I'm guessing the problem is the mental image. Your parents having sex, although a known fact, is not something that people love to talk about out loud.
jlarae12 10
Well, happy conception day :)
breadstickez 5
I get fire works on my conception day. 4th of July weekend lmfao
c8750 2
Lol, so does my brother...it's my mom's birthday
kawaiisakura 12
That makes a birthday less fun...calling it conception day would just make me think of them doing it rather than me just turning age with no thoughts of anything else...
Charleybelle 14
Your conception day is 9 months before your birthday...
kawaiisakura 12
Oh right...duh -.- sorry, my minds not with it today...
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Shit Sakura! Get it together!
Iknoweverything 29
Umm... your birthday is the day you see your mother's nether regions for the first time. At least we didn't have to SEE conception day!
kawaiisakura 12
And now I'm going to have a bad mental image on my birthday coming up....my sister had to see my brothers conception day...I'd burn my brain...
Iknoweverything 29
Whenever someone has a birthday, I like to wish them a happy anniversary of the first time they saw their mom's ******. Now I have something new to scar people with. Thanks!
Jordath_Fil 11
In most instances, children have their eyes closed when they come out. Their first sight is rarely the mother's groin. It usually is the "catcher" who decides to be an ass and slap the kid. :/ stupid doctors..
kalbrek009 20
Was it exactly 9 months before your actual birth date?