Anonymous
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI
Today, my mom wished me a "Happy Conception Day." FML
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EmmaG123
United States
Gift ideas
Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML
Trew Love
Fort Saint John, Canada
Mix up
Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I missed a call from my mom. It's my birthday, and glad she remembered, I called back to thank her. She was surprised when I brought up going out for dinner, and asked me what the occasion was. FML
newlyengaged
Atlanta, United States
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
sad gf
🌶️ Spicy
Cockblocked
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
Anonymous
Quezon City, Philippines
Happy Birthday baby!
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Dumpy baby
Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML
Anoymous
Burlingame, United States
Today, after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage, she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML
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Welshite 39
I must introduce this fantastic holiday to my family. More presents for me.
NoOneCaresReally 8
Well... Happy Conception Day!
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LucyHyde95 2
That makes no sence. You weren't born on the day you were conceved.
moonwing 17
Of course not! Her mom was stating that it was her "conception day".... The day a baby starting to form. Her birthday is probably around 9 months from now.
Pranceicle 6
It's not the end of your life.... princess
motor_fml 20
Thanks for spreading your legs mom! Yay
Lei_Aili 18
Actually, it would be hard to discern which day the conception actually happened. Fertilization can occur anywhere from half an hour to a week after sex, depending on when ovulation happens and factoring in how long sperm can live inside a uterus. Then the zygote travels down the fallopian tubes to implant in the uterus, which can take about 6-10 days. This also depends on your definition of conception - is it when fertilization occurs, or when the zygote implants (if it does, which is not always the case)? Science is fun. :)
BurningGrannies 16
''Hello during a random desert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your exposure from a uterus.''
jogihoppa8343 23
congrats!!
Bengals8807 7
Well it may not be that normal but hey you must be pretty important to her so I guess YDI but in a good way or something like that
Relenaz 9
TMI mom...TMI. XD
T00BAD_fml 3
Wtf?
Jordath_Fil 11
This makes me feel sorry for your mother... She knows your conception day she must not have had much sex... Poor woman.