Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
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Dunmerdude 13
That sounds ho-ho-horrible!
Welshite 40
Santa needs funds for next year's toys.
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Comments (59)
rene22 18
I feel like this is posted every year
Blake77_fml 19
Friday after next?
Caymokomoko 23
I hop it was done with a sharpened candy cane, otherwise it's such a missed opportunity
briang959 47
Ho Ho Ho!
AfroFluff 23
Business going bad for Santa.
EnderKris 17
Looks like someone was on his naughty list!
ConfusedCat 11
Merry Christmas! You're broke!
arquerk 7
Hey, it's going to be a GREAT story though. Sometimes those cost you.