Whahahha heb iets te smakelijk gelachen. *neemt nog een hap chocolade* 😂

rough German translation for all who think this is gibberish: hahaha should've laughed, it's so tasty. *Takes another bite of chocolate*

It's Dutch, not German.

They probably know german and can roughly understand dutch since the languages are similar.

The actual FML here is that you're allergic to chocolate. It's soooooo good and it's soooooo terrible that you can't have it!

The cookies are for her and she is your treat. And don’t you have a shot or something you can take every time you eat chocolate?
Seriously she should have thought of you first and brought you something

Apparently you're dating a wrong girlfriend.

Who said they were for you?

it hurts bro but..why am I laughing...

Step 1: Make food you like for someone with an allergy
Step 2: Act surpised and sympathetic
Step 3: Eat all the food yourself, no regrets

Dutch

She gets the cookie, you get the nookie ;)

You can understand her confusion since shes been spending the last few weeks with another man. Who likes chocolate

She came to the wrong guys house that's all

You know your s.o. doesn’t want to kiss when they eat food that could kill you. Good luck!