By Chocolatehater - 08/09/2018 18:30 - Netherlands - Wageningen

Today, my girlfriend finally came over to watch a movie with me after weeks of being really busy. As a treat she brought chocolate cookies, which she knows I can't eat. I am allergic to chocolate. FML
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awildwhisper 30

Step 1: Make food you like for someone with an allergy Step 2: Act surpised and sympathetic Step 3: Eat all the food yourself, no regrets

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RichardPencil 30
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She gets the cookie, you get the nookie ;)

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Petra Grote 20
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Whahahha heb iets te smakelijk gelachen. *neemt nog een hap chocolade* 😂

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awildwhisper 30

rough German translation for all who think this is gibberish: hahaha should've laughed, it's so tasty. *Takes another bite of chocolate*

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Jorn van der Ar 13

It's Dutch, not German.

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ImminentDisaster 12

They probably know german and can roughly understand dutch since the languages are similar.

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ChromoTec 24

The actual FML here is that you're allergic to chocolate. It's soooooo good and it's soooooo terrible that you can't have it!

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Jorn van der Ar 13

Apparently you're dating a wrong girlfriend.

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awildwhisper 30

Step 1: Make food you like for someone with an allergy Step 2: Act surpised and sympathetic Step 3: Eat all the food yourself, no regrets

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awildwhisper 30

yea sorry, I just realized I accidently wrote German instead of Dutch

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RichardPencil 30
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She gets the cookie, you get the nookie ;)

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fde2blknimout 18

You can understand her confusion since shes been spending the last few weeks with another man. Who likes chocolate

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real life problems 26
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She came to the wrong guys house that's all

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LolCandy 27
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You know your s.o. doesn’t want to kiss when they eat food that could kill you. Good luck!

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julfunky 29

So don’t eat them? You’re not exactly missing out on much. They’re just cookies.

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ImminentDisaster 12

I think people can have allergic reactions by kissing someone who has eaten what they’re allergic to.

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Johnny5 16
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Ok but you got to see her right? I didn’t realize the cookies were the more important part to you...

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