Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML
Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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imajinethat 0
Well, the good news is, you just got ****** by life. :) Congrats.
Animati0n 0
So? It's not a bad thing.
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Comments (257)
Miz_Firebrand 3
Best to wait for it to be something worth remembering! Wait for the right person!
EpicFishFingers 0
I've never had a GF and I'm 16.
Rach_star 0
Same. Never been asked out! lol
Damone 0
anytime soon u all will, don't worry.
AnotherHeadcase 0
You know, there's honestly nothing wrong with that. Being a virgin is honestly just a state of being, nothing shameful in my view.
davek 36
I'm 23 and a virgin... and this woman seems to be from the same county as me... hey maybe we should meet... see what happens.
ccdita 0
Hey, being a virgin at an older age (than most people lose it) is perfectly fine. At least you're not some **** with an STD or something. You'll lose it eventually and it'll be awesome! Be optimistic.
elparto 0
Hah hey, seems like there are a few of us in the same boat. I probably would've made up an FML like this before reading the comments.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
it isn't a fml for a girl to be a virgin. though you are missing out on valuable life experience
nick90 0
is this a joke, seriously its not hard for a girl to get laid, seriously wtf, r u like deformed or something cause most guys aint that picky over a one night stand
Zic_fml 7
you gotta decide what you want, I mean if you really wanted to get laid you could have done it for sure. that's what bars and booze are for. It is widely considered impolite and rude in western cultures for a young male to turn down a female. Especially so when the act of coitus is involved. Seems you have some self-esteem problems, but then, who am I to preach, I'm just a kid.
darkblue_13 0
I'd say FYL. Not because you are a virgin, but by the way you said "waiting for my first time" it sounds like you haven't even had an opportunity