soooglam
France
This week's illustrated FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Top comments
catwomam 15
You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…
starlandmarie 22
Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.
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KhalidJarrar 7
I feel like he is into you and he was under impression that you were single thus was shocked when you said you were pregnant as he had hopes!
interesting33 37
As #25 says, maybe he thought you were single?
acmariner99 25
I have a hunch
worldclassrager 41
A unicorn came by and cut my uterus open with its horn and the stork came by and then put a fetus in and finally the Flying Dutchman (or davey jones) came by and stitched it back together.. Really? It's pretty simple
Richard6036 13
Sounds like your boss is a simpleton
MyWierdCat 18
perv
mkayden 23
Get a taco and a sausage. That'll do the explaining ;)
cookie1207 19
Its OK. That was my mother's exact words when we told her she was becoming a grandma!
ThrottleJockey 36
"You see, when a man loves a woman very much, or they are both really drunk..."
Saraishi 25
When in doubt, explain it in song: ''When a man loves a woman~~~''. Or the birth control fails. Not that that's what necessarily happened with you OP but just so your boss knows that's a possibility.