soooglam
France
This week's illustrated FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
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catwomam 15
You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…
starlandmarie 22
Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.
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pasupathymuthu 16
Your boss is a total ******* asshole.
BeautifulMine 16
ohh, the usual way with does and feet and walking.
Brontaku 3
Yohoho he took a bite of GumGum
SmittyJA24 26
My wife would have told him "a few minutes of missionary, a few minutes of butterfly, and finished off doggy-style. THAT'S how it happened."
sighlifeman 12
some bosses don't "expect" their workers to have a life outside their job, kinda like little kids expect teachers to be living at school
sighlifeman 12
some bosses don't "expect" their workers to have a life outside their job, kinda like little kids expect teachers to be living at school
Seabass_Chan 33
Do you work for one of those ten year old prodigies? Because you might need to have his parents sit down and explain. Or give him a biology textbook.
bapbap_fml 15
I had a boss like that once. I wasn't pregnant but I had a bug and was throwing up and she was like "At first I thought you were pregnant, but then I remembered you aren't married". I had been living with my boyfriend for 2 years at that time but apparently you can't be pregnant if you'de not married lol.
Ervinator35 25
Because you kissed another guy, that's how. How gross
jvanevery 19
are you married I can see that kind of uncouth reaction if you weren't married and he didn't know about a boyfriend or maybe he just thinks you're gay