soooglam
France
This week's illustrated FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
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catwomam 15
You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…
starlandmarie 22
Maybe your boss needs the birds and the bees talk.
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pjsr 33
"Erm..." (takes index finger of one hand and inserts through circle made with thumb and index finger of other hand)
domolovesyoshi 33
Then moving it back and forth look intently at the boss
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Does nobody realize that the boss was just calling her ugly?
Drac0nian 6
I certainly hope not!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
That was how I took it too, more of a how did you find anyone to actually have sex with you.
llexibearr 17
look him in the eyes and explain in details.
anythingrandom 23
are you sure that he doesn't think that you you a male?
ScenePanda45 13
sorry about that op. Your boss is an idiot..
PurpleKicks 22
Seriously? Your boss doesnt know how a lady gets pregnant? They've managed to work themselves to the position of "boss of a company" but doesn't know how life is created? That's blown my mind! Congrats on your good news btw OP.
PePziNL 20
I think he was just surprised that OP had sex, not that he didn't know how to make babies.
revolvearoundme 15
Noooo!!!! Damn you public restrooms without sanitary seat protectors.
warped_executive 16
Aliens. That's how.
thatsme293 28
"...and then I realized it was a Milky Way wrapper instead of a condom when he pulled out and..."
Solano2580 24
Everyone here is missing the point. Her boss heavily implied with his response that OP is ugly and couldn't get a guy in bed to save her life. I would see if HR could change his tune.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or OP is not married. Either way, clueless boss!