They're perfect for each other!

By yosmurf - 11/03/2017 18:00

Today, I took my brother to the ER. His bimbo girlfriend told him he has "ironing board abs" so they had the bright idea of ironing her clothes on his stomach. When the Dr. asked him why he didn't stop if it burned, he said he didn't want to look "like a pussy". He'd have likely drowned if she'd gotten it right and said "washboard abs". FML
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"Two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And im not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

I hope for the sake of humanity that they don't ever reproduce!

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"Two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And im not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

Don't forget the winrar trial period

I hope for the sake of humanity that they don't ever reproduce!

I bet they are working on that as I type this. why am I reminded more and more of Idiocracy every day?

I feel like i might need to start working quotes from idiocracy into my comments.

That was my first thought after reading this.

Hilariously written. True or not

Interesting that you insult the girlfriend and not your brother

This sounds like a narrowly-averted Darwin Award

Ironing boards are flat. No one says ironing board abs.

They do say ironing board chests if you're a girl though

Yeah, I think the usual term is "washboard abs", which makes the brother & gf doubly stupid.

Doesn't sound like the brightest crayon in the box. ?

You can't fix stupid.

Pray they never procreate.