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They're perfect for each other!

Today, I took my brother to the ER. His bimbo girlfriend told him he has "ironing board abs" so they had the bright idea of ironing her clothes on his stomach. When the Dr. asked him why he didn't stop if it burned, he said he didn't want to look "like a pussy". He'd have likely drowned if she'd gotten it right and said "washboard abs". FML

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You deserved it

By yosmurf - / Saturday 11 March 2017 18:00 /

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By manofmerr | 26

#7423470 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:25

"Two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And im not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

By Cynical_1 | 26

#7423473 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:32

I hope for the sake of humanity that they don't ever reproduce!

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By James Grant | 2

#7423469 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By manofmerr | 26

#7423470 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:25

"Two things are infinite. The universe, and human stupidity. And im not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

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lexos | 16

#7423476 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:44

Don't forget the winrar trial period

By Cynical_1 | 26

#7423473 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:32

I hope for the sake of humanity that they don't ever reproduce!

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OhPuhleeze | 23

#7423698 - Sunday 12 March 2017 05:43

I bet they are working on that as I type this. why am I reminded more and more of Idiocracy every day?

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egnur_mas | 19

#7423836 - Sunday 12 March 2017 12:41

That was my first thought after reading this.

By slapstick1982 | 12

#7423474 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:34

Hilariously written. True or not

By livamour | 17

#7423480 - Saturday 11 March 2017 06:55

Interesting that you insult the girlfriend and not your brother

By sousaphonist | 14

#7423509 - Saturday 11 March 2017 08:15

This sounds like a narrowly-averted Darwin Award

By James Grant | 2

#7423522 - Saturday 11 March 2017 09:23

Ironing boards are flat. No one says ironing board abs.

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Catdragon | 40

#7423653 - Sunday 12 March 2017 03:14

They do say ironing board chests if you're a girl though

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jkjorn | 9

#7424403 - Monday 13 March 2017 02:34

Yeah, I think the usual term is "washboard abs", which makes the brother & gf doubly stupid.

By GrannisGoddess26 | 5

#7423554 - Saturday 11 March 2017 10:35

Doesn't sound like the brightest crayon in the box. ?

By great_nate | 14

#7423608 - Sunday 12 March 2017 12:36

You can't fix stupid.

By Moerighan | 23

#7423681 - Sunday 12 March 2017 04:55

Pray they never procreate.

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