Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML
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Norther 1
WTF is wrong with you?!
Awahso 25
Why didnt you just run out anyway?
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Comments (312)
solberner 4
she was in her house and she was with her daughter nothing wrong with that.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
They weren't in a car, they were in their house. Where are you even getting the idea that they were in a car?
takemewithy0u 0
Don't you at least have pajamas on before getting your kids ready. I would've ran out in my underwear!
rnunez117_fml 0
**** up
varkey 7
wtf is wrong with you, put some clothes on first YDI
koryman101 1
wow all ten thousand people who said she deserved it are ******* morons. if she ran out in her underwear in front of 5 year old kids she could very easily be charged as a sexual offender for public indecency in front of minors and be a sex offender for life you ignorant retards.
Anaxes 5
One up.
anonymous595 0
ur not:-)
dontworry101 0
I would have gladly ran out to my daughter in my underwear....who cares. You werent totally naked
Punkpoptart1119 20
You should've gone out there anyway..and why didn't you put pants on in the morning? At least something to cover yourself up if someone comes to the door or something..you totally deserve this one..not only because you can't get dressed in the morning, but also because you didn't go and help your little girl when she fell. I wouldn't have cared if I was in some short shorts and a skimpy pj shirt, I still would've gone out to help. YDI.
ashbashbraun31 0
all of this could be solved if she just put some damn clothes on instead of walking around in her underwear in front of her daughter