Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML
Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend came home from work at 8 p.m., monologued about how he doesn't love me anymore for two hours, and walked out on me. In the middle of quarantine. Out of nowhere. FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I walked 30 minutes with my new boyfriend from my chalet to the local supermarket, cutting through the woods. It was dark, but the moon shone bright and we had torches. He was so scared, he startled at every noise and even cried. When we got to town, he dumped me, and left on the next train. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
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IndigoKitty 3
he couldn't have just told you that over the phone? and if he doesn't love someone who's willing to walk an hour in stormy weather to see them, then good riddance to them, find someone who'll apreciate you.
Pounce 0
#11 said it best. FYL indeed, you deserve better.
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IndigoKitty 3
he couldn't have just told you that over the phone? and if he doesn't love someone who's willing to walk an hour in stormy weather to see them, then good riddance to them, find someone who'll apreciate you.
DraconicFeline 31
You can't control who you love; he obviously wanted to love her and was distressed over the fact that he didn't anymore. And if he had told her over the phone, everyone would be bitching at him for not breaking up with her in person.
Stephai 0
You walked over to his house to see if he called you... when you could've called him to see if he called you.
marryjaneex0 7
...what?
Pounce 0
#11 said it best. FYL indeed, you deserve better.
dollywilson 0
"this makes him sad"?? hahaha sounds real convincing.
Dnastii 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA atleast he made you more wet then he ever made you before.... HAHAHA
greatsarcazm 0
#15 hahaha lmao
baby_love 0
lol buy a car -_-
kitti_ 0
#12, not to see if he called, but BECAUSE he called, crying. Re-read the post. OP, Ouch. That would suck. I agree with 11, big time.
Jumbalaya_fml 0
Haha, what an awesome thing to do to someone you're breaking up with. Owned.
Isabella123 0
That just sucks..... At least he felt bad about it
pickwick716 0
Go #19!