Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
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BelieveMeItsTrue 0
Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha
f_alltheirlives 3
Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly
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Comments (108)
say12808 3
what does YDI mean?
MetalFish 0
You Deserve It = YDI
n3rd_rage 0
that is seriously nasty
MetalFish 0
And we ALL know there is more than one way to skin a cat (Possibly the best saying ever!)
birds_fml 7
I think it's sweet of him to try and get it cleaned up without you knowing about it. Also, stuff like this is why I don't allow the cats in our bedroom. The #1 reason is because I don't like having cat hair up my nose when I'm trying to sleep, but not having to deal with puke on the bedding is another good reason.
loshysucks 0
does cats pukes ?! weird
rwctkd95 0
number 11 I love everything neck up
yummycupcakegirl 0
this is why i like dogs.:)
starile 20
Dogs can be nasty, too.
Zebidee 9
Wouldn't this be the definition of something romantic for a husband to do? He thinks so highly of you that he wants to spare you from waking up to that? Thank your lucky stars you're married to such a good person.
CitrusGirl 0
at least he didn't let you sleep in it
mistyshaiah 3
At least you were under a blanket?