Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, as I crawled into bed and hid under my blanket, I was hit with a very strong and familiar smell. The smell of piss. My cat had peed all over my only blanket. Guess I'll sleep under the mattress. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
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BelieveMeItsTrue 0
Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha
f_alltheirlives 3
Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly
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Comments (108)
chicobear90210 0
at least he didn't leave it there for you to deal with when you woke up.
f_alltheirlives 3
Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly
amberita28 0
I agree =)
I_have_no_clue 0
That's friggin DISGUSTING!!! FYL indeed.
WiseGuy79 14
Lol Out of all the possible places for the cat to puke why did it choose on you?? I would have skinned it alive
5t3ff1k4h 45
At least he cared enough to take the puked-on blanket off of you. He could have left it there.
mitchie11 0
I think the OP was saying FML mainly because she thought her hubby was trying to do something romantic but ended up not being that way implying her marriage sucks with respect to the romance aspect of it. So basically she got her hopes up.
lthomps 0
haha I like your spelling rant it's so true. you're the first person I've seen from st catharine's, it's cool to see. I used to live around there, in fonthill if you've heard of it longer message than I intended haha
alex1432 9
that's happened to me before. It sucks
kaylovely 0
says the guy with the display picture of him spooning said cat. haha
WhyTheFace4 0
It happened five minutes after the photo.
FMLephant 2
You're husband pulled a puked on blanket off of you?
omgmorganomg 0
I lol'd ^^^
ishah 9
He's cleaning it up for you! That IS romantic.
banananut 0
how is pulling a blanket off of you romantic?
machiko_fml 0
I don't see why this is an FML he was helping you...
banananut 0
it's an fml because her cat puked on her in her sleep.