Movies and Love: The horror!

The horror!

By duped - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML

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By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML

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By mymidlifecrisis - 08/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Valley Village

Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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lovelydarlings 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:22

You should've been honest with each other from the beginning.

yodas0da 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

& this is why you don't start any kind of relationship with lies... just be honest! If they're worth it, they like you for you & not just your interests.

Comments

alival 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:31

U see that's why honesty is key to relationships!!!!

ankoku 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:43

Doesn't this slightly disprove that? Just sayin.. lol

evildemonchild 18

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:33

I agreed with one and three. Just tell him the truth and you'll be fine :D

annabanana547 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:34

Well now you have actual things in common.

skyttlz 32

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:35

At least you still have something in common!

flockz 19

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:37

romantic comedies are pretty horrifying....

xDistant 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:39

Lesson learned?

Enslaved 36

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:39

So you were both living a lie? Who suggested the movies for three years if you both hate them? Shows you shouldn't be who you aren't to please the other person. What else are you faking?

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:28

She is gay and he has a secret family in Wales?

twinboo3 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:44

y wuld u both lie 2 each other?? it seems kinda pointless 2 lie bout sumin lyk that..

Shrike 23

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:59

WTF?! Learn to spell.

twinboo3 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:13

Uhh dis ain't english class honey. If I don't feel lyk typin out whole words I'm not goin 2.

kissnjones 8

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:45

So what's the point of your relationship if both of u can lie to each other so easily?

perdix 29

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:53

So, you really were both lying about loving horror films. Where does it end, though? I'm sure he's into women. Hey, maybe next time you have Movie Night, "accidentally" pop in some gay **** and see if he's repulsed or excited by it. You might finally find out some more important truth;)