Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to face my fear of horror movies by promising to hold my hand through the entire flick. He fell asleep 10 minutes into it, farting and snoring in his sleep, whilst I was paralysed by fear. FML
Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
Today, after years in a relationship I realized that my partner does not like the music I listen to, the food I cook, the pictures I take, the way I dress. The only thing she likes is when I take her out to eat. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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lovelydarlings 6
You should've been honest with each other from the beginning.
yodas0da 12
& this is why you don't start any kind of relationship with lies... just be honest! If they're worth it, they like you for you & not just your interests.
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Comments (133)
ninjacutie 6
I kinda think that's adorable that he likes you enough to suffer through the horror films! just say you hate them too and you can move on to something else you both love
brianjman14 23
Oh god, I hope you guys didn't watch Human Centipede 2.
exitdecay 6
I just don't get how the relationship could be based on horror films if neither one of you liked them in the first place.
robertlovespi 3
If that's all you two had them YDI.
dwsgirl 8
well you both deserve it for lying to each other! haha, at least you can stop watching those things now. :)
dr_horrible_ 10
What's the point in even lying about something like that?
Evie_fml 14
How does that even happen? One of you starts by lying about it and then the other lies to agree? Why would one of you lie in the first place? It makes no sense! Ah well, at least nothing has really changed, it's just that now you have disliking horror films in common rather than liking them. :)
afulks78 11
So your relationship is built up on lies ? That's cool ...
Smiff80 0
What's up sexy.
Jwilridge 1
You BOTH deserve it for lying about something so stupid in the first place. Why would you both lie about something like that?
varkey 7
So it's a win win, you both hate horror movies now. I don't see why it's an FML (other than you both watching movies you disliked), it's mainly just funny. Stupid thing to lie about in the first place. YDI