Today, the $800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner my husband supposedly bought me for Christmas got "lost in the mail". So did the refund. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my friend a $5 VR set that I purchased from the dollar store for Christmas. I received a $60 gift card. Later, I realized I left the receipt in the package. FML
Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML
Today, I learned that the gentleman who found my wallet was not satisfied with the $300 cash and forged a check for a washer and dryer. I found out when I checked my account. It cleared. FML
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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ashwednesday 12
Guys, I think the implication here is that OP’s husband never actually bought her a “$800, large capacity, professional carpet steam cleaner” for Christmas...
kkaseeno 11
The point is OP's Husband umexplainably spent $800 dollars at christmas and lied saying it was om a present for her. which has never arrived, so the real question is what he bought his secret girlfriend for 800 bucks.. >.<
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Comments (20)
dwight7476 11
Are you sure he bought it and if so somebody owes you money
Stefany Baillargeon 9
sounds like my husband. fml(too)
sambmjmdjj 9
Stuff to clean the house with is not what a good husbands buys as gift, but I guess it is better than the nothing she got.
404wan 19
same comment as always: you picked him.