Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Today, I'm broke and just started working in a restaurant at a luxury hotel. On my first day, the director had told me to get rid of my blue dyed hair. Back at work with a new fresh 57€ cut and no blue in sight, he saw me. I have some blonde streaks in the back, and if I don't get rid of them within a week, I'm fired. FML
Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML
Today, one of the human-shaped piles of shit my restaurant serves found a hair in her food. Normally, these fuckwits piss and moan and demand free food, but this sack of filth turned out to be such a drama queen that she puked all over the table and cried so hard she needed an ambulance. FML
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Top comments
doritoman 0
well, its understandable. you ARE blonde...
lifeinhd 3
So there's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde....
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Comments (140)
skeleton_skinner 0
Faiiiiiil
mrcmcb 0
You deserved it. You are probably an uptight you know what.
hornetchik 0
Hahaha YDI for being blonde.
redbluegreen 41
Just because something's submitted on one site doesn't because it's on another site suddenly make it fake. There's plenty of idiot customers out there in the world.
ScaryyMary 14
Did you accidentally drop a fly in your soup as well? Or maybe accidentally chop off your own finger and find it in your chili?
ScaryyMary 14
Yeah, it's a bit suspicious, but I can see it happening fairly frequently. Or, it's the same person, they just didn't say "several months ago" because you have to start an FML with "Today". They might have just found the site recently. I believe it, regardless.
plexico 4
So, you want to blame some poor working stiffs for your trichophagia. I hope you get a bezoar! (Google both terms, they're hilarious.)
Astronomical 0
What a hair-raising event.
michaelcarell 0
bitch
leksileks 0
Thats the first thing I'd think if I found a hair in my food. I would know that it's mine right away