Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, while making out with my girlfriend, I got the courage to take off my shirt. I told her in advance that I had a sunken chest and she'd told me it was no big deal. Turns out it was, as she wretched at the sight of it, and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Top comments
Drunkbunny 2
Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.
KayBizz 0
damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)
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Comments (200)
redhedsaysrawr 18
OP, I feel your pain... i got sick and lost a bunch of weight a while ago dropping down a cup size, not that they were big to begin with... milkshakes have been helping a little... And to you people commenting, shes not talking about SAGGYNESS... shes talking about they got SMALLER! That happens when you lose weight... -_-
comehome 2
Honestly...you lost weight? And thats a bad thing?! No, its your boyfriend who should feel ashamed.. Not appriciating his women?! Now thats something to be embarassed about.
davestrider 0
I personally prefer smaller breasts
Haleybean1198 4
ok guys want girls to lose weight but when theydo all they see os that your boobs got smaller. wtf they need to make up their mind!
grumpy94533 11
He's not a real man then sweetie. :)
AlexisPaige1124 16
**** that asshole! He CLEARLY doesn't deserve the privilege of having sex with your or any other woman for that matter.
ibra5428 1
daaaamn......I wonder how they looked like