Miscellaneous: Thanks Susan

Thanks Susan

By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 489

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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You deserved it 3 308

By calamity janet - 14/11/2018 22:00

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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You deserved it 490

By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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You deserved it 3 318

By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 442

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 738

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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You deserved it 44 928

By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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You deserved it 41 871

Gun control

By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 4 275

By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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You deserved it 54 416

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 1 October 2015 10:24

Hey now, accidents happen. Just the other day, while looking at my friend's brand new baseball bat, I accidentally bashed him over the head with it. Several times. I was so embarrassed. I can be such a klutz at times.

sarcasmine 19

Thursday 1 October 2015 10:22

Ouch that sucks. Hope you're alright

Comments

revolvearoundme 15

Thursday 1 October 2015 12:30

If it makes you feel better I would have definatly shot you too and I don't even know you, at least not any better than you know gun safety.

ZombieGirl0417 21

Thursday 1 October 2015 13:03

Lmao i know everything there is to know about gun safety thanks.

revolvearoundme 15

Thursday 1 October 2015 13:56

You got shot with your own gun. Wasn't that rule one in Lords of War? Don't get shot with your own guns?

dragoongirl90 34

Thursday 1 October 2015 23:56

It's also a rule of basic human decency not to be a huge douche and shoot someone.

GoatGuy6669 4

Thursday 1 October 2015 12:56

Ok you got shot in the leg with an air soft gun it doesn't hurt so stop being a pussy about it

HerpNdurp88 0

Thursday 1 October 2015 14:02

Piss poor gun etiquette lol.

jack67_fml 14

Thursday 1 October 2015 14:05

It doesn't hurt that much in fact barley at all, try paintball

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 1 October 2015 14:23

I wheatly think you're being a little too harsh, here.

dragoongirl90 34

Thursday 1 October 2015 23:55

I've played paintball, and I've been shot point blank by an airsoft pistol. Shit hurts equally.

samdel12 10

Thursday 1 October 2015 14:26

Lol :) did you aunt say "I am the one who knocks" and then do it? Because that would be legit

smoothies14 32

Thursday 1 October 2015 15:57

Well that was uncalled for.

buddy_J 16

Thursday 1 October 2015 16:18

Why did you hand it to her loaded? Should have taken the magazine out and or made sure no more bbs were in it

iHaveNoFrens 1

Thursday 1 October 2015 16:28

ive been shot with a 350 airsoft gun in the back of the head from 5 feet away i know how you feel sucks ass... well feel better

Captain_Screech 13

Thursday 1 October 2015 18:25

One of my friends had a rifle that shot at 860, me and my teammates ran out of ammo so I was sent to surrender. No arms, white flag, everything. The ****** still shot me in the face.

prostar9993 15

Friday 2 October 2015 10:11

If it shot at 860 god it would be considered a firearm not an Airsoft gun. I suggest you look up your gun laws before making up numbers that you think are impressive.