Love, Video games, Break-ups and My ex: Thanks, I guess - FML

Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Stepherrss 0

Monday 3 January 2011 19:37

& This is a FML why? Were you expecting your EX to stay the night and **** your brains out? Grow up, she came over as a friend, to help out, not to screw you to make you feel better.

PhillyFox 0

Monday 3 January 2011 18:52

And then you realized there's a reason she's your ex.

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clutz123 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:35

well, i guess that's why she's ur ex

worldclassrager 39

Friday 13 December 2013 2:21

You let her win right? Practice more bro...it looks like to me you need it...

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Saturday 20 June 2015 13:21

How old are you? 8?

twhitenight123 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 16:39

Was it the blue turtle?

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