Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, my parents confirmed we were going to be taking a Disney World trip for Christmas vacation. I already knew that we were taking a trip, but I was now missing a week of school. Being in 3 honors and an A.P. class, I said that I didn't want to go. I got called an "ungrateful, little prick". FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
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Top comments
tb15 0
I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML what's next I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML
StewieBigFan 0
Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.
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Comments (90)
beddyby12 4
The happiest damn place on earth :)
DusktheFMLKat 14
YOUR SCHOOL DOES CLASS TRIPS TO FRIGGIN DISNEY LAND?!! Childhood ruined.
makynen86 9
Oh grow up.
myanichole 22
They have sex in the house too. Is that all you can think about there?
TisButAScratch 10
$5 says that they said that to screw with you before your trip
fantasyworld 39
It's not that big of a deal.