Sex, Parents, Disney and Intimacy: Thanks for the memories

Thanks for the memories

By Mike - 07/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML

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You deserved it 5 278

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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You deserved it 3 084

Nice to know

By Gemma - 06/01/2012 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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You deserved it 3 074

Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 3 798

Happiest place on Earth

By creepedoutmom - 17/05/2015 16:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

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You deserved it 3 185

By Screw My Parents - 22/12/2015 04:45 - United States - Barrington

Today, my parents confirmed we were going to be taking a Disney World trip for Christmas vacation. I already knew that we were taking a trip, but I was now missing a week of school. Being in 3 honors and an A.P. class, I said that I didn't want to go. I got called an "ungrateful, little prick". FML

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You deserved it 8 578

Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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You deserved it 3 790

Third on the podium

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - Pakistan

Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML

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You deserved it 141

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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You deserved it 550

Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 684

You deserved it 11 188

TMI

By ew. - 17/08/2010 04:28 - Canada

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 281

You deserved it 4 857

tb15 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:25

I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML what's next I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML

StewieBigFan 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:46

Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.

Comments

justanotherhuman 21

Sunday 14 February 2010 10:22

...nevermind, I just saw 'sex' and 'Disney'; thought this was a thread for something else! 'my bad'. agree w/#29.

Yankeepunk 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 12:16

I caught my parents having sex once. get the fck over it! your going to fucken Disneyworld!!!!! Il go instead of you then

metrockick10 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 14:53

How did you think you were conceived? Immaculate conception. I hate to tell you this, but that's where babies come from. And you have some serious issues if you can go to Disney World and only think about your parents having sex.

greenTlady 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 15:56

if your parents didn't have sex, you wouldn't be here. get the **** over it! you're obviously a virgin because it's a part of life...even if you're married with children.

shadey 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:10

hey I was concieved at disney world too!!!! it is the most magical place on earth

KatiiKhatastrofi 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:29

What is it with people being grossed out after finding out their parents had sex? Without it, you wouldn't exist! OP probably wants a healthy sexual relationship; why is it so different and gross when your parents want that? Grow up.

Brimichelle18 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 11:33

Dude, get the fuckk over it. Without them YOU wouldnt be here && im sure they get disgusted when they think about you having sex. Its a natural way of life, people need to get over it.