Today, my parents told me I was conceived at Disney World. Monday, I take a class trip to Disney World. My friends will be having fun and all I'll be able to think about is my parents having sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, my parents confirmed we were going to be taking a Disney World trip for Christmas vacation. I already knew that we were taking a trip, but I was now missing a week of school. Being in 3 honors and an A.P. class, I said that I didn't want to go. I got called an "ungrateful, little prick". FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my parents told me that they had planned two kids (my older siblings) and I was born because my father "thought" that he was wearing a condom. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML
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tb15 0
I'm going to disney world, but my parents had relations there years ago.FML what's next I won the lottery, so now I have to leave my house to pick up the money.FML I got accepted into Harvard, but it's cold in Boston.FML
StewieBigFan 0
Oh, boo hoo. Your parents have sex. Big woof. That's how babies are made. Grow up and learn to have fun, jeez.
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Comments (90)
justanotherhuman 21
...nevermind, I just saw 'sex' and 'Disney'; thought this was a thread for something else! 'my bad'. agree w/#29.
Yankeepunk 0
I caught my parents having sex once. get the fck over it! your going to fucken Disneyworld!!!!! Il go instead of you then
metrockick10 0
How did you think you were conceived? Immaculate conception. I hate to tell you this, but that's where babies come from. And you have some serious issues if you can go to Disney World and only think about your parents having sex.
greenTlady 0
if your parents didn't have sex, you wouldn't be here. get the **** over it! you're obviously a virgin because it's a part of life...even if you're married with children.
shadey 0
hey I was concieved at disney world too!!!! it is the most magical place on earth
KatiiKhatastrofi 0
What is it with people being grossed out after finding out their parents had sex? Without it, you wouldn't exist! OP probably wants a healthy sexual relationship; why is it so different and gross when your parents want that? Grow up.
Brimichelle18 0
Dude, get the fuckk over it. Without them YOU wouldnt be here && im sure they get disgusted when they think about you having sex. Its a natural way of life, people need to get over it.
fylorydi1994 0
lmfao, threesome with Cinderella!
angel55033 12
oh get over it obviously your parents had sexton conceive an immature kid as yourself, this is dumb
Gazarok 0
ydi for letting it bother you. have some fun, dammit!