Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
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Jaywin 3

That's when you say "Too late and I ****** your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

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stargirl14 0

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

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nazooer 11

Which is why kids don't deserve fun stuff like that..

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wordgirl 0

Too bad you couldn't kick his disrespectful little bottom. The nerve.

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ejvlols 0

thats just rude, ignore him

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AK 2

Wow, I've never even heard of that word when I was ten. I hope he said it in front of the teacher so he'll get punished.

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fantome_fml 0

It's probably nothing you did. Some kids just act like assholes because they think they'll seem cool by their other classmates.

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Artur_fml 0

Tell your son to beat the shit out of that kid.

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gnar_fml 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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blah_whatever123 0

i think its more like f the parents life for not teaching their kids respect...

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Jessyca_fml 0

Kids can be pretty cruel that really sucks :/

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