Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
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Jaywin 3

That's when you say "Too late and I ****** your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

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stargirl14 0

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

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Mahidevran 0

If MY 10-year-old had said that in front of everyone, I'd get some soap and wash his mouth. And 21, I agree with you: it's too late indeed!

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ammali 0

I would have rolled my eyes and said "sounds like it's too late to prevent YOU from being a douchebag" and moved right along.

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Dusa_fml 0

Kids need to learn to give respect more, most of them are little snots.

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AnnaSeptic 0

Haha kids are such brats. That was funny though.

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1D9a 0

I cannot believe how rude children are these days. I bet if that kid knew what a douche bag actually was he wouldn't be saying it anymore.

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monkeysss 3

Aah, children these days....how precious.

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indie_chick1 0

It really shows you what kind of a society we're living in today when 10 year olds use "douche" and "doucebag." They shouldn't even know those words.

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die9105 0

2 things... 1 how does a 10-year-old know wat that means? 2 takes 1 2 know 1

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24788 6

Kids say anything when they're bored.

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