Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's when you say "Too late and I ****** your mom in high school" and continue with your presentation.

stargirl14 0

well the kid already sounds like a douchebag to me lol

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jmf86 0
Melodyfire 0

kids say the darndest things!

OMGoriginality 0
fmlbeast 0

Kids are stupid runts that need to get their ass beat so they can learn some manners.

obstaclenumber1 0
KeithHarris 0

That's friggin hilarious! I think you just got owned. Maybe try being less of a doucebag next time :-D