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are these people even HUMAN? This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Bristol, United States

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Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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UnluckyGenius 21

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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Prisoner #1- What you in fer? Prisoner #2 -No freakin avocados fer my pizza. I told the little grease ball, I artichoke ya with yer own sausage after I take this knife anchovy it up yer meat hole! What you in fer? Prisoner #1- Fergetaboutit... I ain't toppin dat.

He wanted to show you how he got those scars...

If this happens regularly, get a new job. Like feeding tigers at a local zoo. :(

Well, someone is really serious about getting his 5-a-day.

candyycurnn 10

Obviously you don't mess with a mans avocados.

subiedude08 17

Boy that escalated quickly

That's called menacing, and it's against the law FYI

grahmagog 14

'murica

Avocado on a pizza?

Damn! I know avocado's are pretty awesome but that reaction was total over kill for a pizza. I am surprised that customer just didn't shank you and made a run for it as well.