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By are these people even HUMAN? - 30/06/2026 06:00 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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By natalie the witch - 13/10/2022 22:00

Today, while stocking the shelves, a customer demanded I ring up his stuff. I’m not a cashier and therefore don’t have a login code to do so, so I told him as such. He then pulled out a knife and threatened to stab me if I didn’t ring him up. I’m currently writing this from the ER. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

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By CDeVeney92 - 17/03/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By notfuckingpaidenough - 13/06/2015 11:45 - United States - San Leandro

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML

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UnluckyGenius 21

Friday 2 August 2013 1:41

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

Tylerj1124 12

Friday 2 August 2013 1:42

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

Comments

BadApple88 29

Friday 2 August 2013 1:52

Run

thatnucca 36

Friday 2 August 2013 1:55

There's something going between him and that avocado for sure... A life or death thing...

PapaMoti 21

Friday 2 August 2013 1:57

You should have ran to the kitchen and grabbed a bigger knife. :P

VancouverGuy89 9

Friday 2 August 2013 2:00

Well how did this end?

grahmagog 14

Friday 2 August 2013 2:06

'murica

jaredfry17 7

Friday 2 August 2013 2:12

Some people..

logankyng 15

Friday 2 August 2013 2:12

Vato loco

xtna 9

Friday 2 August 2013 2:13

Avocados ARE delicious.

punkyboy 11

Friday 2 August 2013 2:14

did he get that knife from a guy he mugged in the woods

Ultimawolf25 19

Friday 2 August 2013 4:58

It was a girl that got mugged.

swordidfate 13

Friday 2 August 2013 12:58

Some people use guy as unisex just like dude

Baha_Gills 11

Friday 2 August 2013 2:18

Did you die?

illegalbeagle69 23

Friday 2 August 2013 3:09

Yes. OP posted this from beyond the grave.

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