Today, I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of girls who were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One girl goes, "I must be the least experienced one here, I've never even kissed a guy!" Surprised, I said, "Me too!" and high-fived her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one month and I had an amazing night of dinner and dancing, but when I leaned in to kiss her, she said, "You're joking right?" FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
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troubledcrystal 0
don't worry, having an nice first kiss is much more important than having an early one
Inspired22 11
Aw, there's nothing wrong with that! People don't need to brag about how far they've gone!
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Comments (160)
wallythedolly 0
How old are you? It's not really a big deal unless you're like 20.
serious1y 0
mmhmm (agree with 21) it's ridiculous, actually. i graduated from high school without getting a first kiss and felt awful about it, so i let my guy friend go for it right before i left for uni. yeah, then he stopped calling me for 5 months. so again, wait for a good one, no sweat. after going to uni i suddenly met all of these gorgeous, smart, hardworking amazing girls who'd never had their first kiss. why? because they're waiting for someone worth it. and in the end, guys go for the classy girls.
Aetius_fml 0
It's a softball team. 90% of them will come out sometime during college anyway.
fail_truck 0
They're *****. You aren't. Not an FML, get off this site.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Neither have I and I'm sixteen. Though I feel awful about it... >_>;; Then I think: At least I'm not a ***** who breaks up with a boyfriend after a week or so. /That/ shit drives me crazy. Anyway, yay us for not being *****... ^^
Heavy_sigh 0
I did the same thing with some of my friends, i know how you feel
HatesMyMom 0
i still haven't kissed a guy either
sondramcfail 0
Haha, aw. I feel your pain. :)
wickedlove 0
I would much rather be in your shoes than carry the experience I do. When it finally comes, make it as special as you can. Don't waste it or hastily give it away just to get the "kissed" status.
Logica42 0
...don't feel bad. I'm right there with you. =)
doglover100 29
Same