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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 8 260

By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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You deserved it 5 845

Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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You deserved it 462

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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You deserved it 17 236

Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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You deserved it 323

By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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You deserved it 14 263

Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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You deserved it 160

Chance encounter

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

ididntdoitiswear 14

Monday 21 September 2015 14:30

Everyone's worst nightmare oh god.

WitEluded 13

Monday 21 September 2015 14:35

As bad as that experience was for you, imagine the FML written from the spider's perspective...

Comments

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 21 September 2015 14:44

OMG you must be traumatized. Oh Lord.

rshweky 17

Monday 21 September 2015 14:46

Seven more spiders left to swallow this year!

SK8WITME 19

Monday 21 September 2015 14:54

Spider: Hi human, nice shining teeth. wouldn't it be a shame if I were to.... piss on it

Kaoticwolf 17

Monday 21 September 2015 14:58

destroy his home and your his home

jadenjacksonm 14

Monday 21 September 2015 15:08

Omf I'd be so upset, I don't know why idiots say YDI. FYL op.

pnex 2

Monday 21 September 2015 15:26

It's not as if the spider web fell from the sky. She walked right into it.

christopherwilli 14

Monday 21 September 2015 15:08

Kill it's family and make it watch.

christopherwilli 14

Monday 21 September 2015 15:10

Its*

worldclassrager 39

Monday 21 September 2015 15:10

That's worse than walking into oncoming traffic...but the person does eat an average of five spiders in their sleep...just getting a start during the day

BlackHawkSavior 28

Monday 21 September 2015 15:29

Oh god.

Mightytall 35

Monday 21 September 2015 15:47

God won't help with that one. Instead I expect a slight giggle and setting the trap for the next person...

Weasely 11

Monday 21 September 2015 15:31

I hike a lot and spiderweb-in-face is a common annoyance hahah. Next time just be calm and wipe the spiderweb away. If you didn't scream it wouldn't have gotten in your mouth.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 21 September 2015 15:40

I woke up with a large wolf spider on my face during a camping trip once. But thankful one never ended up in my mouth! I would have been traumatized. Poor OP!