Insulting, Argument and Love: Tactical nuke

Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By c*nt - 13/04/2012 23:14 - Canada - London

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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By whyme27 - 06/06/2012 01:19 - United States - South Bend

Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML

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STFU

By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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By a tad whipped - 28/04/2013 20:44 - Australia

Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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cutycat136 28

Saturday 18 July 2015 23:56

Instead of saying something that could potentially turn into a huge fight, couldn't you just have said really loudly "I'm going to fall asleep on you babe, I'm sorry" to speak over top of her and then ended the call without allowing her the time to argue?

iwishlifewasfair 8

Saturday 18 July 2015 23:55

How to get a girl to stop talking to you 101

Comments

ZorroRooster 19

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:47

Dude, you should have just spoken up and said you're exhausted and need some sleep. At least that way if she gets pissed, it'll be a bit more of a legitimate reason.

mclovin22897 15

Sunday 19 July 2015 6:00

ydi but I feel for you bro. sleep deprivation makes you do and say some crazy shit.

gatorgirl7563 22

Tuesday 3 November 2015 17:42

You ARE! Communication and honesty are key to a good relationship. You should have just told her that you were freaking tired!

hayleyannah 15

Wednesday 2 December 2015 19:12

Why the hell couldn't you just say "I'm sorry but I have to go, I'm extremely exhausted"??? How hard is that? She would be way less likely to be pissed off. Maybe slightly annoyed but less so than after what you said. You're an idiot.

epicgamer 18

Saturday 20 February 2016 6:58

I don't think people are considering the fact that you didn't think it through since you were so tired.

f_m_l_islife 5

Monday 20 June 2016 15:37

guys he clearly said that she wouldnt let him go, so he probably already tried to do those things, it's just that she didnt let him do so.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 18 July 2016 19:16

No sympathy from me asshole. you deserve whatever happens to you.

AlbinoMoose987 14

Thursday 18 August 2016 23:44

Did you know the words, "I'm really tired sorry I have to go" exists

rustycage92 23

Wednesday 31 August 2016 22:45

Lol Jesus you're not an asshole, just have a conversation about boundaries with her ? if she's that clingy then I don't think it's gonna go so well in the future anyway..