anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nofrickenway
Newport News, United States
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Anonymous
United States
Great news
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
NotAnInLawFamilyMan
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Anon_a_mouse
Reserved
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Time to run
Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
Anonymous
Escaping
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML
kayt240
Canada
Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML
Bananapi
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Anonymous
Free carer
Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
She asked, so you can say no. Say no. For the love of god, say no.
Feklfekl2222 32
Queue the endless woman hitler/mother-in-law jokes. Just say no, anyway she may be secretly nice.
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Comments (150)
constantine91 0
**** no!!!!
kei1108 13
Be gracious and merciful!
mandy1397 0
That is all you need to say right there. That just sucks.
shitthebed1234 0
The shortest FML I've seen but the most deserving of FYL status
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Uh...tell her no? WTF is with all these psycho mother-in-laws? You notice the father-in-law never intervenes, or if he does it doesn't end up on here. Stupid women, your kid is grown up and married, deal with it. If you want him/her in your life, for God's sake don't smother him/her or the new family, that's the worst thing you can do. I'm not married, nor do I have kids, and even I know that! It's common sense!
TaylorA18 0
goodbye relationship...
Twincest 11
2 questions: 1-I she hot? 2-Does she put out? If you answer no to any one questions: have steamy SCREAMING sex every night. She'll either join in or leave.
insina 0
Get over it it happens to all of us
BlackSnowyOwl 2
Enough said.
pfclunchbox005 1
Hell no!!!! I would have said to go to a hotel.