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Surprise !

By snottyface - 26/09/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:03

BOOM, HEADSHOT WTF he doesn't cover his face when he sneezes? You should sneeze and blow snot all over him next time you blow him.

metonymy 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 9:07

He shoots, he scores!

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