Today, at 7 a.m., I ended up outside in a nightdress, barefoot and in the rain. I've just found out that my two-year-old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, my 4-month-old puppy made a break for it as soon as I opened the front door. I had to run after her barefoot, in just my dressing gown. It was raining. I fell over, forgot to break my fall and skidded along the unsurfaced road. She came back on her own while I was was laid on the floor. FML
Today, I needed to grab something from the garage. As soon as the door closed, I heard a little click sound. My one-year-old seems to have figured out the door lock. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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amadeusrexxor 0
I locked my mom out of the house once when I was two. Apparently, I was mad because she yelled at me.
diskincluded 0
Now you know why you should get one with an outside handle.
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Comments (25)
Nacirema20 0
lmao, that sux! :-/ FYL.
roflcopter9000 0
how do you get into your house when nobody is home then?
AllThingsBright_ 11
A key on the front door should work just fine.
bhunk 0
so dance in the rain... DUH!!
dorktastic09 0
haha! gotta love two-year olds. smarter than you think...
bntilley 2
been there!! sorry op!
WickedClownMCL 1
If its raining out and cold like it probably is, why the **** go outside in your nightdress and leave your two year old in the house?
carbonbasedcynic 17
what kind of door doesn't let you in?
fantasyworld 39
What's the point of a door that doesn't have a handle/knob on both sides?
lj2000 5
Who tf doesn’t have a handle on both sides of their door? Do you live in a prison?