Health, Embarrassing and Awkward: Stuck with you - FML

Stuck with you

By Lance - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

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Top comments

mutantcow 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

"without thinking" is right.

kevint9911 15

Friday 29 January 2010 1:02

haha, that got to hurt to get it off

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Cody08 0

Friday 29 January 2010 3:50

why didn't you just buy new ones?

limegreenpoopie 31

Friday 29 January 2010 4:00

you are an idiot

alin123 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:19

your ****** dumb bro

MF12 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:19

key words- "without thinking"

devilshell000 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:26

wow man so did you get it out. 

the_duce 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:42

fail

ALegitNinja 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:46

YDI for not waiting

michaelscott69 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:48

can i ask something? how do you fix the part of earphones that go in your ear by glueing it?

containsnosoy 0

Friday 29 January 2010 6:49

Thank you! I was wondering the same thing.

JManHobbs 0

Friday 29 January 2010 10:26

It the front of the casing (where the sound comes out) may have come off, which means you have to glue all the way around the edge. I've repaired in ear headphones with superglue before...

razz122 5

Friday 29 January 2010 4:50

Maybe it is George W. Bush writing this.

Twi_lover_EC 6

Friday 29 January 2010 4:51

Fail. Buy new ones. I'm poor and I save money up until I can get new ones. Not try to fix them...Are they still in your ear?

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