Health, Embarrassing and Awkward: Stuck with you

Stuck with you

By Lance - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 184

You deserved it 53 964

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Top comments

mutantcow 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:03

"without thinking" is right.

kevint9911 15

Friday 29 January 2010 1:02

haha, that got to hurt to get it off

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SamInLaLaLand 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:38

DUH!!!

ImaTroll2010 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:38

first I rule

unctarheel529 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:38

have you gotten them out yet

fmlsoobad 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:41

epic failure

lizh_fml 9

Friday 29 January 2010 2:44

awww, that sounds like the kinda dumb thing I would do. feel sorry for you but you kinda deserve it. reminder to be careful I suppose

ohhoho 2

Friday 29 January 2010 2:45

Something similar to this on news lately about a man who superglued his bluetooth headset to his ear... and dug it out with a spoon... Inspiration?

Einstein714 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:49

idiot, ydi

jc21_fml 1

Friday 29 January 2010 2:49

haha owned

NotJesse 0

Friday 29 January 2010 2:56

gay

Frank155 5

Friday 29 January 2010 3:00

Sucker xD

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Today, one of my roommates bought new cowboy boots. He insists on wearing them indoors. Every morning he paces up and down the linoleum areas of the apartment with the boots on until he absolutely has to go to work, waking us up with the clomping noises. I and my other roommate work night and graveyard shifts. FML

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Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 590

You deserved it 28 456

Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 259

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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You deserved it 4 832

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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You deserved it 16 832

Today, I was pulled over by the cops for a random breathalyzer test. They asked to see my license. I always keep my wallet in my car for situations like this. I received a $100 ticket because my mum apparently didn’t think it was a good idea to keep my wallet in the car. FML

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Today, it was beautiful out. I decided to play guitar at the park near my house. I left my guitar case open, asking not for money but for feedback. I got two pieces of paper with feedback: 1) You're fat. 2) Get a life. FML

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