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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Stuck with you
Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with Super Glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML
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mutantcow 0
"without thinking" is right.
kevint9911 15
haha, that got to hurt to get it off
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azurablade 0
first lol
efil_ym_kcuf 0
who gives a shit that ur first? OP Y totally DI...u should have more sense...ur just a dumbass
GameDub 0
@1-fail for saying first @OP- fail. that was stupid. but I regress... I did something like that before lol
nam3 0
you care enough to reply to him
MysterQi 0
lol
th_fml 0
Really did happen: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/stuck-on-the-phone-literally/story-e6frflri-1225823139351
Freeze_fml 17
I would say something about the validity of this FML after seeing that article if it weren't against the rules.
jean_1991 0
wow
petrcech_fml 0
Nick got played
packerboy1280 0
shut tha **** up ur the only 1 who cares if ur 1st OP ur a dumnass couldnt u feel tha glue
viper63 0
quit bitching if they wrote first damn y'all are pathetic and their right your a dumbass for doing that word of advice think next time junior
ryanisabeast 0
haha FAIL!!!!!!! U SUCK!!!!
alexisthename 0
STFU
NixKuH 0
lol
jamieeeee 0
karma..
jair_lhao 0
well build in headphone lol kinda cool
jaywisker 0
im new to this... what is OP?
The_Disturbed 5
@jaywisker - OP is Original Poster. Basically the author of the FML. And OP...that kinda sucks, but you should have realised that super glue + headphones + ear = stuck. YDI
whataloadofbull 0
agreed... the OP stole the story.. wat a tool
jaywisker 0
thanks!
trickyd 0
Failed. You deserve this for three reasons. One. breaking the headphones. Two. Being to cheap to buy a new pair. Three. For not using your common sense. Remember Ipod out before showering :) peace ou x
ichtudirweh 0
You do know some people are extremely tight on money and can't even afford to buy headphones? It's got nothing to do with being cheap. I was in the same situation a few weeks ago (but I managed to scrape up enough money to buy new ones). I'm not saying what they did wasn't deserved, but think about it.
sukhdeep 4
epic faliure I
JuliaM1000 10
NOW U DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM FALLING OUT!!!!! :D
MonsterSlayer13 5
Yey?
kevint9911 15
haha, that got to hurt to get it off
SeeBrendenBurn 0
How would this affect his masturbation? He can probably still get off without pain.
whatevershesaid 0
It saddens me to think noone knows what sarcasm is...
blkwhtrbbt 0
irony meant to wound or insult. that's a pleasant virtue.
m0tl3ycru3 0
If the OP yanked too hard they could pull their eardrums out
TheCoolGuy3434 0
ur problem
TheCoolGuy3434 0
damn right it is
mutantcow 0
"without thinking" is right.
fuckmrsoftee 0
omg, we're the same age 4/11/94..i just thought that was funny. this is like my second time posting a comment on fml ever, there's never that much to talk about here, and im very passive anyway
jazzyjas130 0
oooww that must have been painful
FMYLIFEd00ds 0
YDI for using your headphones, come on now, what happened to built in speakers?
RKftw 0
ummm most iPods have shity built in speakers for music. cmon, what happened to not being a dumbass??
mfmylifesrsly 30
the iPod touch has built in speakers
TheCoolGuy3434 0
SO DOES MINE u r a bitch
LMFAOwhilereadin 0
new nano has built in speakers too.. im still using my 3rd gen nano for like 2-3 years
Signposthead 0
even tho you're a troll, you still piss me off. how about privacy music/strict parents that don't want to hear a single explicit song?
him51772 0
/facepalm
ensemble_coeur 0
that's a pretty stupid thing to do. YDI for having no common sense.
jordaninja 0
ummm... how bout you spend a MASSIVE $5.00 on new headphones idiot!?
ElMarkino 0
i agree, the OP is too cheap to buy 5.00$ headphones
killabee 0
Because God forbid you should try to fix something instead of just trashing it and getting a new one, I mean come on this is America! Re-use, pshhaw, that's for sissies.
666metalupyours 0
Well excuse meee Mr Rich Boy, but some of us prefer to try fixing stuff before we throw them away
DogmaT_fml 4
It seems one needs to know the original value of the headphones and how bad the break was to blame the person on not buying new ones.
BadPinkKitty07 0
I'm gonna stick like glue, stick because I'm stuck on youuuuuuu! heh, Elvis. ;) thank you, thank you very much!
viper63 0
gay
maa_rico 4
very homosexual